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Caffeine Addicted Employee Quits Starbucks!                                  

Customers Almost Riot

Reasons Why I Quit

Guy walks in and orders a large hot coffee. In a hurry the man spills the coffee down the front of his pants. He screams and yells and finally runs out the door holding his crotch

2 Hours later

Man comes in bragging about how he just kissed the bosses ass and about his promotion. He orders a large hot coffee and continues to talk. As he blabbers, he drinks his coffee not realizing that it is a cup of liquid heated to 400 degrees. Feeling the blistering liquid sear his gaping hole, he screams in pain, dumps coffee all over the front of his face and runs screaming out the door.

10 Minutes later

Women comes in and smugly orders a Latte blapalatee. She takes the cup over to the coffee fixin’s bar and attempts to slurp off the intentionally over filled cup. She too spills the hot coffee down the front of her face and runs screaming out the door.

Lunch Time

Gentleman comes in and orders a hot coffee. Gently, he blows on it to cool it down before pursing his lips to take a sip and gets bumped from behind by a rude clod who splashes the poor guy with his steaming hot coffee. The guy, obviously suffering in severe pain, holds his head up, and with as much dignity as he could muster, walks out the door and runs down the street screaming.

20 Minutes later

A scream followed by, some one shrieking out to call 911 because one of the employees had cut off a finger in one of the Frapichino machines.

5 Minutes Later

I Quit and walk out the door.

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