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Contestants Killed Filming Game Show Pilot

Hollywood California - Four people are dead and two people were seriously injured as taping for a game show went terribly wrong. The soon to be syndicated television game show "Catch it and you keep it" was being taped before a live audience when two contestants who were trying to catch a Maytag dryer tossed off a ten story building were crushed to death when they failed to catch it. Further mayhem ensued as another contestant went to catch a piece of Samsonite luggage with out knowing that the program producers had packed inside, 25 solid gold bricks weighing 25 pounds each.