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Dumpster Diving on the Hill

Today's Target

The Capitol Hill Club

The Capitol Hill Club is an exclusive Restaurant for the power brokers on Capitol Hill.  The Washington Toast sent a reporter to dive the dumpsters and give us a report on what was consumed on a typical day.  Here’s what he found.

    368 Half eaten steaks

    635 Lobsters Shells

2,456  Bottles of champagne

2,500  Empty Heineken Bottles  

   257  Shrimp Cocktails

   281  Slices of Cheese Cake

     14  Pairs of Women’s Panties

   267  Half smoked Havana Cuban Cigars

     89  Used Condoms

   285  Empty cash envelopes from Bank of America