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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Vomits on US Troops During Surprise Visit to Afghanistan

By Jane Goodall, October 23

Somewhere in Afghanistan - While on a surprise visit to Afghanistan Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sat down with several troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE. (Meal Ready to Eat) With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch that she had brought with her from Washington D.C. which reportedly was specially prepared by the White House Chef consisting of smoked Salmon and scrambled Quayle eggs. The troops then insisted that she join them for lunch.

After fumbling with the box which contained 'Beef Mac' and an item which the troops called the 'Four Fingers of Death', she was assisted by Specialist Fred Balinger of New York who showed her how to eat the meal.  

"Oh my god" Mrs. Clinton exclaimed as she tore open the Beef Mac pack. Plastic spoon in hand, she scooped out the contents and raised the spoon to her mouth. With all the troops looking on she gave a nervous smile and daintily placed the contents in her mouth and attempted to swallow.

She gagged, then gulped the beef mac and proceeded to vomit on the troop sitting next to her.

Quickly standing she apologized and then turned and proceeded to vomit on another troop.