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How Ten Seconds Can Change Your Life

By - Gene Presly

Your out playing a friendly game of golf when some ass hole playing behind you bounces a golf ball off your head without yelling, fore! Feeling the huge lump that is growing on your knoggin, you pick up the ball and head toward the guy who hit it in a blind rage with a putter in your hand. Unfortunately the guy who hit the ball has the nerve to ask you why you picked up his ball and spoiled his chance at par. For you that is the coup de grass, you take the putter and bury it into the guys skull and watch the blood pour into the sand trap. For a moment there is glee in the fact that he got his, that is until the police come up and hand cuff you and throw you in the back of a cop car. 10 Seconds has now turned in to 20 to 30 years.

 

 

 

 

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