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Nuclear  Device Turns Up In Area Playground

Pentagon Said War Heads Can be Safely Recycled as Playground Equipment!                           

Arlington Va. ‑ Earlier this week, a live nuclear warhead was discovered at Oppenheimer playground prompting the evacuation of the entire block surrounding the area. The bomb, a 50 kiloton device capable of destroying everything in a 50 mile radius was sold to the Arlington county department of recreation at a recent Pentagon auction for use at a toddler playground

As technicians defused the device county spokesperson Robert Peters explained that the Pentagon had painted the Bomb to resemble a playground toy. We had no idea that this was a "live war head" he explained. The Pentagon commented by saying that it was working on improving its system for tracking war heads and vowed to see that it would not happen again.