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You finally meet the girl of your dreams. What do you talk About?

You tell her the truth about your life and she walks away. 

You tell her your rich and that you’ll buy her a drink. She orders a 250 dollar bottle of wine which you can't afford and you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and run out the back door.

          You tell her she’s beautiful and then notice the huge lump in the crotch of her panties.

You talk about what a crappy club it is and that you never meet anyone interesting there. She agrees with you and then walks away.         

You beg her to go out with you.             

You threaten to kill yourself if she won’t go out with you and she offers advice on how you should do it.

Last call and the lights come on and you suffer gag reflex when the light hits her face and you continue with the previous option.